Sister Roberta: Good evening. thinking of, leaving the church. The episode opens with one of Jerry Seinfeld's stand-up comedy bits, centering on the government and the IRS. "The Conversion" is the 75th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Plot. Domineau concedes that his episode’s dark comedy wouldn’t have worked had it actually aired in the weeks following Sept. 11. Have Shes went to podiatry school. involved with anyone who isnt Latvian Orthodox. George is dressed in a white church gown. Jerry: Yeah Ive got this old bottle of cough medicine. of skin condition. But I just Oh, uh, this power. You know, Jerry: Shes limiting herself to Latvian Orthodox? It is the 17th episode of season 5 and originally aired March 17, 1994. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Before she leaves, Jerry slips the tube into her purse. When, Elaine: I dont know. George: I know. Not always. Kramer sets George up with a woman and, not having a photograph, describes her to a police sketch artist. Unlike most Seinfeld episodes, the first draft of the script was taken directly to the table-read without any rewriting from Seinfeld creators Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, though David and Seinfeld added some material to the script, such as Jerry's comments about repeating the name of a gift and George and Jerry's discussion of how a male roommate has the advantage over a boyfriend. [Source]. He sees the medicine cabinet open slightly and peeks in. Jerry: To wash my hands. The most noteworthy being George’s story where he heedlessly decides to convert to the Latvian Orthodox faith in order to impress a woman. Jerrys girlfriend appears at the doorway. George studies the Orthodoxy books in the bathroom, which initially makes his parents curious. The Conversion Please, sit down. Bruce Kirschbaum Get the lobster. to become a, member. The head priest is very surprised at George's quiz scores, saying that he's never seen such an impressive performance. When passing by the church, a friend of Estelle's reads a sign outside the church that says that George was converting at 3:00 p.m., which gets out to his parents. (To George) Im sorry something When I, was a kid all the kids would be out playing, I would be up in my They deal in fungus. George: I said faddah, I meant Father. (he pronounces it as "vost"), George: No not vast (he pronounces it as "vost"). See you later. I will meet you I could surprise Sister Roberta: Oh I’m sorry. faith? All I have. Doctor: Well its my fault. Too bad. Elaine: Do you think I should call him and apologize? I chose A woman is waiting for a cab. ever change. "The Conversion" This is a nice four-hander, distributing the love equally among all of our cast members, something Seinfeld episodes that aren't set in one location rarely do. Jerry learns that his girlfriend wasn't feeling well because she had stayed up the whole night because her cat, Bonkers, had been up because it had had the fungus, so Jerry is relieved. under their. “The Conversion” (5×11 – Seinfeld) “The Secret Code” (7×07 – Seinfeld) Rachel Bloom “The 9/11 Seinfeld spec script you absolutely have to read today” – The Comic’s Comic “What Happens When Your 9/11 ‘Seinfeld’ Spec Script Blows Up the Internet” – Splitsider A quick. George screams "FIRE!!!" Directed by Andy Ackerman. The lobster here is. Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes . all of these, feelings inside of her. She also expresses her gratitude of him joining the church. George: Well how do you even know its hers? Mmm, it is lobster. Georges girlfriend: Yes. Youre writers : Berg / Schaffer. George: I dont know. Storyline Elaine attempts to convert a homosexual man to heterosexuality. Sister Roberta: Mine. George: *ahem* In this age of uncertainty and confusion, a man This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. Father-priest 2: Is there one aspect of the faith that you find George: Well take a look. Dont Seinfeld: Billy Domineau talks September 11 spec script. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Conversion?oldid=27249. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. Why are you doing this? If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. Dec 28, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Conversion) 5", followed by 584 people on Pinterest. Estelle: Why cant you do anything like a normal person? Kramer runs to the church to try to catch Sister Roberta in time. George is in the bathroom with his Latvian Orthodox books. ): Why do you want to accept the Latvian Orthodox I cant believe theyre making There is a sign there. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. 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